Connect with us

Hi, what are you looking for?

Boxing

Chris Rock’s ‘SNL’ Monologue Slams Jake Paul, Elon Musk, Trump and Healthcare CEO’s Assassination: ‘Typically Drug Sellers Get Shot’

Chris Rock hosted the Dec. 14 episode of “Saturday Night Live” and filled his opening monologue with jokes about multiple topics in the news. The targets of his mini stand-up set included Jake Paul and his boxing match with Mike Tyson, of which he joked, “Who is this Jake Paul? This 27-year-old punching a 60-year-old

Chris Rock’s ‘SNL’ Monologue Slams Jake Paul, Elon Musk, Trump and Healthcare CEO’s Assassination: ‘Typically Drug Sellers Get Shot’

Chris Rock hosted the Dec. 14 episode of “Saturday Night Live” and stuffed his opening monologue with jokes about a number of subjects within the information.

The targets of his mini stand-up set included Jake Paul and his boxing match with Mike Tyson, of which he joked, “Who is that this Jake Paul? This 27-year-old punching a 60-year-old within the face. Is that this what the white man has lowered himself to? Cease it! Who’s he going to battle subsequent, Morgan Freeman? I hate Jake Paul. I bought landlord hate for him.”

He additionally didn’t mince phrases in regards to the assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, saying, “I actually really feel sorry for the household. Everyone’s fixated on how handsome this man appears. If he appeared like Jonah Hill, nobody would care. They’d already given him the chair already — he’d be useless. However he truly killed a person — a person with a household, a person with children. I’ve condolences. This can be a actual individual, you recognize? However you additionally bought to go, ‘, generally drug sellers get shot.’”

Incoming President Trump’s promise of an aggressive deportation coverage additionally bought skewered by the comic, who mentioned, “Menendez brothers are getting out of jail — simply in time to get deported. Trump goes to deport their ass, you murdering Mexicans!”

In style on Selection

He additionally geared toward Trump’s BFF, Elon Musk, saying, “He’s working with the primary African American on the earth. The richest African American on the earth: Elon Musk. That’s proper. He’s African American. Elon’s bought extra children than the Cleveland Browns. That’s proper. No person is aware of how one can eliminate folks like a South African.”

The comic hosted the sketch comedy sequence 3 times earlier than, in 2020, 2014 and 1996. Rock was additionally a forged member from 1990 to 1993.

Watch his monologue beneath.

Advertisement. Scroll to continue reading.

Read More

Click to comment

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You May Also Like

UFC

Dana White won’t draw a line in the sand when it comes to anything UFC fighters say publicly, because he believes free speech must...

MLB

By JON VANKIN is a journalist and writer. He is the author of five nonfiction books and nine graphic novels. His writing has appeared...

UFC

It’s another Sean Strickland fight week. The UFC middleweight has consistently proved to be among the most interesting figures in all of mixed martial...

Baseball

The Houston Astros have had quite the winter, positioning themselves with some solidifying moves that could, and should, help them retain dominance in the...

MLB

2024 MLB Free Agents: Latest Rumors, Predictions on Corbin Burnes, Alex Bregman, More 0 of 3 Greg Fiume/Getty Images The hot stove is scorching....

Boxing

January 30, 2025 5:40 pm ET Jake Paul and Logan Paul ended speculation that they’ll be squaring off in the boxing ring. The brothers...

WWE

By Nathan Kamal is a Newsweek contributor based in Chicago. His focus is sports and entertainment content, focusing on the NFL and professional wrestling....

UFC

February 4, 2025 9:20 pm ET The UFC’s second numbered event of 2025 goes down Saturday with UFC 312 at Qudos Bank Arena in...

Uncategorized

Halftime Report Only one more half stands between Alabama A&M and the win they were favored to collect coming into this evening. They have...

UFC

The time for talking is over with fight night just around the corner in Sydney, Australia. UFC 312 fight week is coming to an...

NFL

Another year has come and gone and the disappointment remains the same. Darren Woodson was once again left out of a Pro Football Hall...

NBA

Who's Playing Denver Nuggets @ Philadelphia 76ers Current Records: Denver 28-19, Philadelphia 19-27 How To Watch When: Friday, January 31, 2025 at 7:30 p.m. ET...

NBA

Andrew Peters February 6, 2025 Issac Baldizon/NBAE via Getty Images Joining a new team means a number change for Jimmy Butler. Butler, who was...

Advertisement